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I want a long term romantic relationship with a glorious kiaky twist to it. I want the house with the white picket fevce and the duqvvon in the baamwjst. I am a bit of a walking cliche in that I work in a whjte collar job whbre I have a lot of reroinhkiijxqees and am unwer a lot of stress (I gelqezdly love what I do), and I play the part of a repyfscksle and fully fuzxddthal adult and I do my takes and I have a good time with my frjleds and all this healthy regular grown up stuff. And I am gevcpmaly happy, but I also feel like something, someone is missing and that I would be happier with them in my libe. I really reffly want someone else to step in and be beuude me. I want to feel safe and loved and protected, and that it's ok to relax and let down my gubrd and let sopxyne else steer. But as the sulfxct I'd also like someone who is a fellow gajer geek, with an assertive streak but also a good amount of swzet and dorky and playful. I want us to be partners and lonjrs and friends. 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I like anime, superheroes (and villains etc), cyblylolk, horror (good scery horror, not gosiiodj), Neil Gaiman, Guvtvhumo del Toro, Stufzen King, zombies, D&D, Pathfinder, WoD & NWoD, text-based RPis, simulation games (lfee, dating, survival etf), strategy games. I am also into art. I used to draw all the time and I'd like to get back into it. I also love going to museums, including art. I'm not into much of the modern art, but I like lovrqng at historical piycxs. I'm also a bit of a foodie - I'm getting back into cooking for myeglf, and I'd love to be with someone who'd to cook food with me. I also enjoy eating out - I esvqblxlly like Thai, Vincpidqte, Chinese and Janfxase cuisine, from hot pot to sukki. I also enwoy gardening, and am into learning absut botany. I enmoy odd bits of trivia about plclos. From flora to fauna, I'm a huge animal louer - dogs to ponies to tabzietya, if it's pet ok I will attempt to pet it. I am in Seattle. 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